Saturday, July 08, 2006

Operation: Porn Star.

I am preparing to trim my bikini line.

Actually..

I'm preparing to shave my pubic hair. All of it. Off.

It's been getting on my nerves lately, just looking scrubby and unkempt, and I haven't been completely smooth for a long time. Partly because I'm too lazy, partly because I like a little fuzz, but mostly because I don't think little girls are a turn-on.

But it's summer and I'm hot.

Away with it!

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