Saturday, July 15, 2006

Domestically challenged.

My room is a mess.

There are dirty dishes on the counter.

The fridge is thoroughly empty.

And the bookshelves are rather disarrayed.

All in all, it seems clear that I have housework to do.

But all I can think about is baking cookies.

Am I hungry? In a manner of speaking.

I just spent the past hour furiously lovin' my oven, until the batteries were wearing out and my clit was numb.

The Boyfriend called an hour ago. Definitely a connection somewhere..

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