"CHICAGO — Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie was stopped Aug. 16 at O'Hare International Airport after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade...
Amin later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said."
(Seattle Times)
Good plan, Amin. I'm sure your mother was just thrilled to hear that you had a "grenade" in your luggage. But anything to spare yourself the horror of admitting to your mother and the world that you own a sex...I don't know, aid?
In other news, apparently fluorescent lighting causes condoms to decompose. You learn something new every day.
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