A long one.

Catalan!

• Bandarra: bitch, slut.
• Cascar-se-la: to masturbate.
• Cinc contra el calvo: masturbation, literally "five against the bold."
• Escalfabraguetes: "crotch-heater." A person who excites men but is not prepared to have intercourse.
• Escalfapolles: cocktease.
• Farranaco (masc. noun): pronounced "pharnakoo." Means "Venus Triangle," aka vagina. Used mainly in the Sunset Islands of Catalonia, and is usually preceded by the masculine article "lo." Example: Deixa'm sobar-te lo farranaco, paia. = Let me touch your cunt, honey.
• Fer un solo de flauta: used when someone masturbates him/herself a lot.
• Orgia: orgy!
• Txitxarrero: to go to the gynecologist. Derives from "txitxi:" female genitals.
• Xona (f. noun): female genitals.
• Xufa: penis. Note: "xufa" (earth almond) is a small tuber from Valencian Country. A popular cold drink of white color, called "orxata," is extracted from the xufa.