I went to a cyber sex chat room.
Nothing really happened. A fourteen-year-old hit on me and I kept well away from that; two guys picked up on the whole attempted sex chat thing but had to go before anything interesting happened; I met a guy from Athens who wanted me to visit him in Greece within two minutes of talking (cute).
Boooooring. I did orgasm twice, though, but not due to any real arousal.
The funny thing about it is that when I did things like this before, I was always a lot more forward AND I always lied about my age and my looks (my favorite was that I was a 5'8" strawberry blonde model). I got a lot more "action" that way, but this way was more entertaining.
Today's lesson comes from the Finnish (mmm):
- Runkkari: wanker (which is Brit slang for someone who jacks it quite often, or a jerk in general).
- Suoro: a horse's or bull's penis. Note: Used humorously to refer to a larger than average human penis.
- Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi: Oh fucking fuck! Note: Most naturally used after the sentence initial 'Voi..," literally 'Oh spring of cunts and cold spell of pricks,' an expression of extreme disgust.
- Voi helvetti: bloody hell.
- Voi vittu: fuck this.
The Finnish are so charming..
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