Ch-ch-ch-changes.

I actually have something to write about now.

(By the way, I broke up with "The Boyfriend." The long distance thing was not working out at all. Suffice to say he's now a dick and I am dating the delectable "Mon Homme.")

I might play catch-up for a while with my posts, but there will eventually be current events to blog about.

In the meantime, I give you more tutoring in foreign indelicacies, from the languages English and Esperanto:

English

• Quim: a vulgar, but not harsh, term for female genitalia. Origin: Scotland.
• Snatch: vagina. Less offensive than "cunt."

Esperanto

• Amori: to make love/have sex.
• Fingrumi: to masturbate. From "fingro" (finger).
• Kojonoj: testicles.
• Onani: to jerk off (yourself).
• Onanigi: to jerk off (someone else).
• Seksumi: to fuck/copulate.