Brrrr.

With my slight fetish for ice, this might do nicely.

Man's sexual device bombs with Chicago airport security.

"CHICAGO — Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.

So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie was stopped Aug. 16 at O'Hare International Airport after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade...

Amin later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said."
(Seattle Times)

Good plan, Amin. I'm sure your mother was just thrilled to hear that you had a "grenade" in your luggage. But anything to spare yourself the horror of admitting to your mother and the world that you own a sex...I don't know, aid?

In other news, apparently fluorescent lighting causes condoms to decompose. You learn something new every day.

Czech.

Nadržený is a charming Czech adjective, meaning "horny." It is sometimes used outside of erotic context, meaning that someone is really eager to do something...but it's more fun with the erotic context, wouldn't you say?


Rychlovka is a quickie.

The lure of a vasectomy.

Well, it's alluring to ME anyway. Men don't seem that keen on the whole thing.

I really don't see why.

You don't have to actually slice the vas deferens (in the No Scalpel method). The libido isn't affected, nor the erection. Semen retains the consistency, taste, smell and color it had before, even minus sperm (yes, ejaculation persists! excellent). It is 99% effective as birth control---it eliminates the need for condoms, diaphragms, the Patch, the Pill, the Sponge, et cetera.

So it's not exactly emasculating.

Plus, it takes fifteen minutes and lasts forever---unless you get it reversed. It is cheaper, easier, and safer (almost completely safe) than a tubal ligation (getting tubes tied, for women).

If the procedure is done after having children, why regret it?

I for one don't want to live in fear of getting pregnant when I don't want to--and being trapped in a body that commits mutiny. I don't want to deal with the side effects of contraceptives chock full of latex and spermicide and hormones and jelly until I die.

Besides, I asked a man who knows, and he said: "It's great after you're done having children."

Quite.

[By the way: I would definitely consider a tubal ligation were not the risks, discomfort, and cost significantly higher. Plus, I've already had to deal with all this menstruation crap, and I'll have to go through pregnancy and childbirth, so why should I have to bear the brunt of all this sexually-related madness?]

That's a shame...

Apparently one of the "anonymous" sex bloggers has been outed. I haunted her blog for some time, and she strikes me as an intelligent and charismatic (and ravenous) woman..

It's a shame that her life has to undergo such an upheaval now. Hopefully she'll keep on writing, despite such a horrifying turn of events. She seems to be doing well enough.

Good luck and chin up, Girl!

Cheers.

A long one.

Catalan!

• Bandarra: bitch, slut.
• Cascar-se-la: to masturbate.
• Cinc contra el calvo: masturbation, literally "five against the bold."
• Escalfabraguetes: "crotch-heater." A person who excites men but is not prepared to have intercourse.
• Escalfapolles: cocktease.
• Farranaco (masc. noun): pronounced "pharnakoo." Means "Venus Triangle," aka vagina. Used mainly in the Sunset Islands of Catalonia, and is usually preceded by the masculine article "lo." Example: Deixa'm sobar-te lo farranaco, paia. = Let me touch your cunt, honey.
• Fer un solo de flauta: used when someone masturbates him/herself a lot.
• Orgia: orgy!
• Txitxarrero: to go to the gynecologist. Derives from "txitxi:" female genitals.
• Xona (f. noun): female genitals.
• Xufa: penis. Note: "xufa" (earth almond) is a small tuber from Valencian Country. A popular cold drink of white color, called "orxata," is extracted from the xufa.

Liberation!

After a rather intensive conversation with The Boyfriend, I retired to bed at around 1o:oo (I was worn out and I had work in the morning).

Though I tossed and turned, I couldn't seem to get a hold on sleep. My fingers ventured below my belt and indeed, I was soaked (for no apparent reason).

Dutifully I lubed my fingers with my own juices and moved them up to my clitoris, vaguely aware of desire and a delicate throbbing, though I knew (or thought I knew) that nothing would come of my ministrations--I've never been able to orgasm manually by myself (possibly from sheer laziness).

But all of a sudden I was gripped with determination. I ceased my idle circling and tried something new, steadily and firmly stroking the underside of my clit. Amazingly, my body reacted, the familiar tightening in my abdomen matching my building excitement and enthusiasm. My legs shook and I trembled, moaning and gasping quietly so as not to draw any attention to my bedroom.

After twenty minutes (what can I say, I'm a "beginner"), I was rewarded with an earthy, deeply-rooted release. I lay in my bed, still panting, a warm fullness filling me up.

Near midnight, I finally fell asleep, satisfied.

A hundred wedding nights.

"I don't care where we go on our honeymoon, so long as we get to have lots and lots of.." He coughed.

"Sex?" I asked.

"Why, yes. Yes, that."

Dirty pictures.

If only I could post them.

The Boyfriend: ohhh, and we...
BF: oh my god
BF: i just looked at your email
BF: all of a sudden I was really turned on
BF: and on a public computer!
BF: i'm in the hotel lobby, you know
BF: i have to be decent
KanelMus: mmm, about being turned on
KM: do go on
BF: tch, like i can help it
BF: you're crazy..
BF: and smokin'

Bulgarian.

Lapai mi kura!

That looks so fun to say, but as I'm a woman, it wouldn't really make much sense to say "Suck my dick!"

Note: This expression is extremely "expressive." In Bulgarian it sounds much more vulgar than the English equivalent. Used when angry or sexually aroused.

Tralala.

I'm very pleased, as I now have a three-vibe collection.

1) The Sneaky Portable One: Fukuoku 9000.
2) The Heavy Duty Reliable One: Hitachi Magic Wand.
3) The Splish Splash, Safe in the Bath One: Mini Heartbreaker (got a replacement).

Hoorah!

For those ladies without the funds for such extravagant pleasures, jacuzzi jets work juuuust as well. I've tested several in my time (in fact I had a great evening in one just the other day). But don't take MY word for it..

Hop in a hot tub today!

Phone call.

KanelMus: I am so slick right now..

Boyfriend: Ack! But we haven't even talked about anything.

KM: I know. But all it takes is hearing your voice.

BF: I'll have to keep that in mind..


What can I say? I'm easy.

Breton.

C'hoari koukou means to fornicate or make love.

It's barely a slang phrase, rather weak and old-fashioned. So you won't find me using it today, when I'm at the peak of sexual frustration.

I just want to fuck.

And nobody's being very obliging about it.